Carry On, Wayward SonCarry On, Wayward SonAn Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: I've always wanted to do a collection of Father's Day inspired moments, highlighting Slickis' struggles and successes as a single parent. This one is for all the fellas out there who know how much work it takes to be a Dad, and do it anyway. You guys rock! (And that includes those who take the time to be a mentor or a foster parent to non-biological children. They deserve a round of appreciation, too.)It wasn't s'posed to be like this. Hatching a bonsty should be the most wonderful moment in any monster's life, the culmination of years of marital bliss. They'd spent weeks planning for the new arrival. Slickis had gotten a crib for the bonsty with very thick bars because he knew that even before the adult fangs grew in, little loomers liked to chew on various objects. Squelia had worried that their son might hurt himself anyway, but Slickis assured her the boy would be in no danger so long as he was arou
Phantom Of The Auto YardPhantom Of The Auto YardAn Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: There are few things more painful for an adolescent than having an unrequited love. But at least you can get some pretty good stories out of it.Some places in New York are so scary even monsters don't like to visit them! The auto junkyard on Walker Street was a perfect example. It wasn't a fearsome bark-and-bite that kept creatures at bay, oh no! The auto yard was home to something far worse: a phantom! Nobody knew the exact nature of the beast, but rumors abounded regarding his origin. The phantom could appear almost anywhere in Manhattan- like magic- and frighten the hapless population. Some say the phantom was over 20 ft tall, some say he had razor-sharp fangs, but everyone agreed: he was bad news. The phantom didn't just run around scaring humans, his reign of terror extended to the monster world as well! The local Headmaster Monsieur Liry in particular cowered whenever he thought about the phant
Monster vs. MonsterMonster vs Monsteran Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: The Krumm backstory has been hinted at for awhile. While Krumm's mostly a happy-go-lucky guy, he gets kind of depressed if he's ignored too much (Krumm's Pimple) but is still capable of being on his own (Krumm Goes Hollywood). He loves his Dad and gets along well with Horvak, and although Krumm knows he can always go home, Krumm maintains that he'd rather find his own path which is partly why he doesn't ever leave the Academy for good despite the hardships he sometimes encounters. The friendships he forms with Oblina and Ickis also go a long way towards explaining why Krumm ultimately rejects the idea of becoming a drop-out. At the end of the day, he'd rather be with his buddies even if he's not the center of attention like in A Perfect World.Krumm loved his parents. He loved the way Horvak would tickle him under the armpits. He liked riding around in the wheelbarrow when he helped Dad harvest the mold. He
What Were You Thinking?What Were You Thinking?an Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: I wanted to do another story set in the Season 1 time-frame, so this adventure takes places during November of 1994. I'm one of those fans who considers "Monsters, Get Real" to be the series debut, since it was an extended version of the pilot episode they pitched to Nickelodeon (so Ickis losing the manual in Bradley's room probly happened in September of that year, whereas "The Switching Hour" explicitly takes place during Halloween.) Unlike most Season 1 episodes, the Halloween mix-up is never mentioned again in-series, although I always felt it was a plot that could have been expanded upon. The little boy Nicky who accidentally spent a day attending the Gromble's Academy in disguise is cautioned by Oblina to never bring up the adventure again, but the older brother Jake doesn't receive such advice (and HE was the one who got spooked by Ickis looming.) It makes you wonder if maybe Simon didn't choose
Catcher In The GrimeCatcher In The GrimeAn Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: I wish Sewerball had been shown more often in the series since it seemed like a blast. They don't give alot of canon focus to the Academy team, "The Five Faces Of Ickis" really only confirms that a minor character, Grelch the tomboy who scared her own shadow from "The Switching Hour", is their pitcher but the rest of the line-up is left to the viewer's imagination (and judging by Slickis' banter one can easily infer that he was also a pitcher back in the day.) I wanted to have the Gromble's students play positions that suited both their personalities and their athletic aptitude. The Snorch is good enough at sports to qualify for the wave-riding competition but he isn't likely to join a team, so he doesn't participate in Sewerball (and neither does Zimbo.) Some of the other characters are content to either be in the pep squad (Snav, Blib, and Smeldra all cheer during home games) or stand in the bleachers.
All Through The NightAll Through The NightAn Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: Unfortunately I haven't been able to write as often as I'd like to lately, since we've had to replace a few computer parts but I'm happy to fulfill a request for a monster sleep-over. Smeldra was introduced as the new girl in "The Rival" and while she sparks Oblina's competitive streak, they eventually became friends. Not only do both aspects of that friendship come into play here, but several of the other girls get to share in some of their adventures.Smeldra could hardly believe her luck. She'd been invited to a slumber party in Horrifica's dorm! It was no secret that Horrifica was THE most popular girl in the Academy, and anybody who was anybody hung out with her. Well, Oblina didn't always follow Horrifica's clique, but Smeldra didn't feel she'd been here long enough to treat them with such cultivated nonchalance. It would probly be better than the usual company she kept anyway. Smeldra's roommate w
12 Angry Monsters12 Angry Monstersan Aaaah! Real Monsters Fanficby Save FearowAuthor's Note: This all started with a deviantart poll where I asked readers what they wanted to see more of in stories. Because there was an interest in fanfics featuring "Ickis and other students" I decided to go with a homage to courtroom drama.It was one of the hottest days of the year, so of course these lucky students were given the distinct honor of sitting in a cramped room until they reached an uninamous decision. The only bright spot was that the assignment looked to be an easy one, it was obvious that the Snorch had been the one to pour ink into the Gromble's bathtub. All the evidence pointed to him (the golden nosehair left at the scene of the crime, the eyewitness testimony from Boral, etc.) so once they finished voting guilty, all the students would be free to return to their normal lives. It didn't mean, however, that they couldn't gripe about things."I don't think the Gromble is playing with a full Grishn